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Is it safe to be ****** by some1 u r not intimate with? My boss asked me to go to her house today and pick up paperwork she forgot. So I get there and I grab the papers, but I see some of her Gstrings hanging out. I decided to sniff them and play with myself as I thought about how hot Mckenzie is. She catches me in the act and asks me to eat her pussy and with no problem I ate it loving every second. She started showing off her huge ****, and I ****** them so good I almost busted all over her face | Lol.. nice imagination you got there.. wow that could go well with a scene im working on ;)
Later! | My mate reckons he ****** his mum when she was pissed asleep? she is very attractive 42 blonde hair juicy ****,, i cant believe he did but he said its genuine she was asleep in bed he saw her pussy and couldn't stop himself he pumped her pussy for 5 minutes then come over her ****,, he feals guilty,,, she must think its her boyfriend lol how embarresing | | That's pretty cool. No doubt this will bring them closer together. | Had a 3some, feeling not good about it... After having a few drinks, I invited my best friend over. My boyfriend doesn't like her so he went to bed. She arrived and he woke up and came and sat with us. My best friend is bisexual, and my boy wanted a 3some for a long long time (been together 5 years). He brings it up, I say yes because I'd rather it be with my best friend than anyone else... So off to the room we go... Well for the next 4 hours I watched him have sex with her... at one point they knocked me off the bed... she was getting uncomfortable and wanted to stop, then he came and got her again so off they went again... he gave her head, sucked her ****, ****** her every way possible... told her how hot she was and what a nice pussy she had...
I'm sooo upset over this... I was depressed for 2 weeks... In the past, he's always mentioned 3somes when she was around but this was the first time we ever went thru with it... Its obvious he just wanted to **** her... Can I get over this? I'm not feeling too good. He told me a couple of days ago that we haven't had good sex in 5 months! but he cums within 2 minutes everytime... I'm so confused... Is this repairable? Am I right to feel jelous if I agreed to it? I heard that when you have 3somes that the guy only wants them to see his girl get freaky, but he paid NO attention to me... | That's ******* horrible. When I read this, I couldn't help but feel like I want to kill your boyfriend. He obviously likes her if he ****** her for 4 hours and you watched. That is so terrible. That's not a threesome because you aren't included at all! That's just your asshole boyfriend ******* your best friend and you watching! Dump him. Dump him. Dump him. Dump him. Dump him. You have every right to feel jealous, and you should just murder him. Have sex with his best friend and make him watch, see how he feels about it. ******* christ. I want to kill him. What a douche bag. Leave him, find someone better. And find someone that can satisfy you sexually instead of this ******* dick you're dating now.
Alright, I'm going to give real advice now. Sorry about that. I can't express how pissed this makes me feel. Anyways. Talk to him about it, tell him how you feel. Relationships are all about communication - so just let him know. Then you can leave him. Find someone better. Good luck. | Steroids? Are they as bad at the media points them out to be? Yeah i hear all that stuff about how bad steroids can be but there are things that can keep you from getting those side effects. Like shrinking of testes and ***** ****. i understand that your liver can be ****** up but their are several steroids that have shown not to effect that at all. The media to me makes a big deal out of it to keep it away from teenagerd who want to be good at sports or have a nice body. I've been doing research on this the past few weeks and overall haven't really seen anything that shows that they can kill you unless your an idiot and take them in large dosages or don't have a safe planned out cycle. | Anyone researching a topic like this needs to be aware that there are a lot of sources pumping out positive information in the interest of boosting sales. As you point out, dosage is critical. You may be willing to risk having your penis shrink, but steroids can also cause "roid rage", which has led a lot of guys to assault and batter (and murder) people over trivial offenses. Controlling anger is a lot harder than controlling the rate of muscle gain.
In addition, the effects of steroids are temporary. It's not entirely natural for people to have 18" biceps, and once you drop the dose or stop it, the muscles lose bulk. Steroid abuse is addicting, at least psychologically. In addition to this, you can make your muscles too strong for their tendons, and the result can be permanent and painful injury.
If they were entirely safe, doctors would be prescribing them left and right. Steroids are powerful hormones. Be careful! | Fallout New Vegas, i totally messed up my save? Well, its my second time around and i figured i would explore boones side story a little more. and i found out to have him open up you need to kill ceasar. GREAT, so we went in and ****** Caesars **** up. killed him and boone opened up but i failed the caesar quest (even though i didnt have it yet as i was not far into the story at all) Am i ******? my main quest completely went away after we raped caesars ****. | | No. You still have the option to work for Mr House, Yes Man, or the NCR instead. The whole point of the ending of the game is to pick a side and work for them. Caesar is only one of the 4. It's ok if you fail the quests. You will inevitably fail some depending on the side you choose. | HELPP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? so i was in the living room looking for my SHOES and socks. i heard a weird noise coming from my boyfriends room and i saw him jackin it with my sock!! i screamed and when he saw me he got scared and flung the goey white sock all over my TEDDY BEAR, mr. snuggles!! i was so ****** pissed! so i left him and got on the TRAIN to my best friends house. my boyfriend calls me and says "go ahead and leave. ive already ****** youre friend. her **** were as big as BASKETBALLs."
what an *** right? do you think i did the right thing? | | i love this question!! | I would like to know the actually purpose of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) some say its life threatening, others say it isnt. my opinion is: its either gona do what its suppose to and recreate the conditions of the big bang( thus surely creataing a big bang?) or if its goes **** up its will make matter that is to much for earth and corse a balck whole and we'll all be ******! also, if its going to recreate the big bang conditions but not the bang can somebody explain how this is going to happen? i dont want just any randomer answering these questions, i want somebody with diplomas, degrees and phd's comming out of thier **** please! thanks. | The LHC is intended to look for the Higg's boson and physics beyond the standard model of particle physics such as super symmetry and dark matter/energy candidates. The standard model does not predict that the LHC will produce mini-Black Holes; however, if physics beyond the standard model is found to hold, then mini-Black Holes might be possible. These mini-Black holes might be produced at a rate in the order of one per second. According to the some calculations, these ‘holes’ are harmless because they will quickly decay via ‘Hawking radiation’ and explode into a shower of particles. The problem with ‘Hawking radiation’ is that it too is unproven physics and, thus, might not be a correct explanation for the disappearance of mini-Black Holes. An unlikely, accumulation of mini-Black Holes could be a ‘small’ problem.
Below I will detail some of the physics that the LHC is attempting to explore.
The weak interaction is mediated by spin-1 bosons which act as force carriers between quarks and/or leptons. There are three of these intermediate vector bosons, which were all discovered at CERN in 1983. They are the charged bosons W+ and W- and the neutral Z0. Their masses are measured to be: -
M(W) = 80.3 Gev/c² and M(Z) = 91.2 Gev/c²
which gives their ranges as: -
R(W) ≈ R(Z) ≈ 2 x 10^-3 fm
Their decay modes are as follows: -
W+ -> l+ + vl
W- -> l- + vl'
Z0 -> l+ + l-
Where the l's stand for leptons and the v's for neutrinos with the prime ' indicating an anti-neutrino.
This introduction sets the scene for what follows!
The intermediate vector bosons gain their mass from the Higgs boson. Please allow me to explain.
During the nineteen-sixties the theoretical physicists Glashow, Salam and Weinberg developed a theory which unified the electromagnetic and the weak nuclear forces. This theory is known as the ‘electroweak’ theory, it predicted the neutral vector boson Z0, and weak nuclear force reactions arising from its exchange, in what are known as neutral current reactions. The theory also accounted for the heavy charged bosons W+ and W-, required for the mediation of all observed weak interactions, known as charged current reactions. These particles were discovered in 1983.This unified theory is a ‘gauge invariance’ theory, which means that if the components of its underlying equations are transformed, in position or potential, they still predict exactly the same physics. Because the force carrying particles (Z0, W+ and W-), of this theory, are massive spin-1 bosons a spin-0 boson is required to complete the theory. This spin-0 boson is the as yet unobserved ‘Higgs’ boson.
The masses of the force carrying bosons (Z0, W+ and W-), for the electroweak theory, are derived from their interaction with the scalar Higgs field. Unlike other physical fields, the Higgs field has a non-zero value in the vacuum state, labelled φ0, and furthermore this value is not invariant under gauge transformation. Hence, this gauge invariance is referred to as a ‘hidden’ or ‘spontaneously broken’ symmetry. The Higgs field has three main consequences’. The first, is that the electroweak force carrying bosons (Z0, W+ and W-) can acquire mass in the ratio: -
M(W) =cosθ(W)
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M(Z)
Where θ(W) Is the electroweak mixing angle. These masses arise from the interactions of the gauge fields with the non-zero vacuum expectation value of the Higgs field. Secondly, there are electrically neutral quanta H0, called Higgs bosons, associated with the Higgs field, just as photons are associated with the electromagnetic field. Thirdly, the Higgs field throws light on the origin of the quark and lepton masses. In the absence of the Higgs field the requirements of gauge invariance on the masses of spin-½ fermions (quarks and leptons etc,) would set them at zero for parity violating interactions (non-mirror image interactions). Parity is a conserved quantity in strong nuclear force and electromagnetic interactions but is violated in weak nuclear force interactions, which would make quark and lepton masses zero in this later case. However, interactions with the Higgs field can generate fermion masses due to the non-zero expectation value φ0 of this field, as well as with interactions with the Higgs bosons. These interactions have a dimensionless coupling constant g(Hff) related to the fermions mass m(f) by the expression: -
g(Hff) = √ (√2G(f)m(f) ²)
Where G(f) is the Fermi coupling constant and f is any quark or lepton flavour. However, this theory, that the fermion masses are mediated by their interaction with the Higgs field, does not predict their mass m(f). However, with the future discovery of the Higgs boson the above equation can be used to confirm the observed coupling constant g(Hff).
At CERN, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) will search for the Higgs boson at an energy of up to 1 TeV by colliding protons in the reaction: -
p + p -> H0 + X
Where X is any state allowed by the usual conservation laws.
| Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh am i a tease? ok im a really cute girl and i think im a tease but i dont know that im doing it becuse i real like some one and ik he likes me to cuz i see i leasion and **** and he looks at me all the time and when i look at his eye dude there so pretty but at then end of the night he want shir but becuse i got heart brookin and my trust lost in other people it ****** me up to this day man and when i saw him look me up and down and talk to me in a sexy vouise i fliped **** and i stop talking to him i have a really ****** up mind and **** its crazy and when i got high with him i changed into a werid *** preson like no like my wooo yea let go ******* party around him like i aways do i saw just shy and quite in fround of him and i dont know y like i like him and **** but im scared if i **** him im a leave and not talk to him no more like the way i am and **** im not a hoe but i just scared to love some one like i ever want to do it agin | | ahhhhhhhhhhh you are funny. I don't know what you are, just excited maybe. i don't see a valid question here just a description of an overly excited girl. | What do yoou make of these stand up quotes? Okay this may seem a little sick, but that's my humor. If it offends sorry. Note: I wrote this just now out of boredom and wanted to see what people thought of it. here goes.
You know what would be really funny? If you were psychic and your on your first date. I don’t know about you, but sometimes i get a **** first date, and never see the girl again. Yes I’m that crap god dam it! Anyway, so your sitting there, in the car and she is about to let you in, and the psychic says “no need to. I know that as soon as we go on we’ll **** on the floor and I will fail miserably to please. How about tomorrow instead. My psychic powers sense I will be fantastic tomorrow”.
Porn, yeah well, that’s ****** the human race. China has all these...population control schemes. They’re useless. If they just showed the entire new generation western porn, the population will instantly drop. Why? Porn has destroyed sex. I guarantee by the time I’m eighty, the NHS will be up to their **** in young couples saying “we aren’t being parents” “well how are you having sex” “like everyone else, sticking it up there, then taking it out and jizzing on her ****”. The NHS new recruits will then say “you tried sticking it near her ****, thats where babies come from anyway!” idiots.
Oh I have something hilarious to tell you what happened to me. I had this ******* weird dream. And, for a change, it was me being a god in the bedroom. Until we decide to use food right. In the dream I put cream onto my girlfriends ****. Now, I say ****, i mean everywhere. In the end I called her Frosty the Snow-Slut. Now, we’re quite enjoying it until my cat walks in! Next thing I know, the ******* cat is licking it off as well. Now i ain’t gonna say where it was licking...but I ent too sure it was me who made her ***. | | ha | What do you think of this poem? The Little Red Hen
One day there was a little hen, who was the prettiest anyone had ever seen,
It got ate by a fox, which had an explosive spleen.
The fox got indigestion, and burp so powerful it blew up.
It scared away the cats, and killed the little dog-pups.
Bush said it was al-Qaeda. Blair it was Iran.
But everybody knows that it was that cheese and egg flan.
The next day there as a hawk high in the sky.
That thought to itself ‘I want to die’
So it flew inside of a turret on a tank.
A USA M1A1 on the left flank,
The tank that was in Afghanistan,
And was manned by Borat of Kazakhstan.
The tank got blown friendly fire.
Then there was a person called Dave,
Who rent on a random mad rave,
He went to the shop and drank all the pop,
And he went red and everyone was dead,
He killed them with his axe,
A chopped someone in half straight down the middle.
He even killed the mouse, playing his cheese fiddle.
Dave then got killed by hoard of ants
That went down his pants.
There was then a chav called Chya,
Who got funny rashes from a bra,
She had an STD; hepatitis type-C,
And started growing fungus on her lungs,
From smoking pot from shared bungs,
The fungus mutated into a living tumor,
Which appeared on her foot,
That her dog started chewing,
The dog broke through the skin and she died of bloodloss.
Then along came a person called George,
Who decided to jump into a gorge.
He jumped of the cliff, going “Wheeee!” in the process,
It made a bird fly off into a wall,
Whilst during George’s great fall.
George went splat into the ground
And from that spot he couldn’t be found,
Apart from a pile of blood and dust,
What a ****** up world we live in
Eathquakes, volcanoes, and things exploding,
The suns supernova will happen soon
In the middle of floods caused by a monsoon.
Tornadoes and hurricanes in New Orleans
Disease and things that are not very clean.
The world which was ****** up will be no more
Because the world has blown up, along with its whores.
There once was an alien called Balbugyaign
Who worshipped funny sovereign
He flew his ship, into some ****
That were so big, he thought ‘oh ****’
The alien had a heart attack and died. | oddest thing i've ever read but i laughed my a$$ off at the beginning.
the middle to end kinda lost me though. |
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