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What is the name of the show with the nude woman? There is this show with a blonde nude woman who gives you multiple choice questions about sex, and pretty much the whole show give interesting sex facts, while she is entirely nude the whole time, what is the name of the show? Thx a lot | James M Just do a search and you will find it.
~ Don ~ | I go to nude beaches a lot, how come I never see other guys with blonde pubic hair? Or in the gym locker room either. I was a three-sport varsity athlete and captain in high school. I think I have most things going for me: decent looks, muscles and popularity. But I'm blond all over, and truthfully, I feel a bit abnormal. I see some women with blond pubic hair once in a while, but no guys. Virtually every other blonde-haired dude had dark brown or black hair there. Is there anyone else out there, or am I just another X-files reject? | | interesting. I'm going to have to do an experiment and look at many naked guys this weekend. I will get back to you with the results. | Men-- I need some honest answers...women can respond as well.? My boyfriend and I have been together for over a year now. Our relationship seems to be a happy and stable one. He recently went back to school in the evenings and he works full time during the day as do I. When he arrives home after school, I am usually asleep because I need to wake up early for work. Obviously, this has effected the frequency of our being intimate with one another. We have spoken about it and both decided that we could cope with the situation for the next few months while he finishes school. We make a point of spending our weekends together and making up for lost time then. Well, I was on the computer last night and I discovered that he had been looking at some nude pictures of women. Now, I know that men look at porn and I am for the most part fine with it. I have accepted that is a fact of life. But the pictures that he had been viewing were of an asian woman and a blonde woman. I am neither asian nor blonde. But his ex wife happens to be asian. | I don't think I'd worry about it, at this point. With not seeing eachother much, and I take it you are both young, his hormones don't stop working. Young men have an increadable sex drive. You don't need to be insecure about it either. There are only a few months left, as you said.
Talk to him about it with an open mind. It could also spice things up between you. It's my guess, with infrequent intimacy, he may be .....relieving some pressure. This is a good thing and can be healthy both physicaly and mentally.
I would try to find some time to be together beside the weekends too. Take a nap before he gets home, then you can be awake to spend some 'quality' time together.
Hang in there. | He-he-he A beautiful young blonde has her day in court? A beautiful young blonde woman was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. When her name was called out in the court foyer, she brushed her hair, checked her make-up, took a deep breath, and walked into the court and took to the witness stand.
The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.
"Not guilty," the blonde answered emphatically.
The prosecution council then approached the blond and said, "Is it true that on the 11th of December, last year, you committed acts of gross indecency with a one-legged dwarf who was waving a union jack on the roof of a car, while traveling at over 100 mph through the center of Newark, in a blizzard and you were totally nude?"
The blonde composed herself, looked straight at the prosecution council and calmly said, "What was the date again?"
www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu… | | That's a good'un Willy =) | The Brilliant Blonde Wife !!!? A blonde was at work when someone came to her and said "You're husband's betraying you at home right now!" The blonde returned swiftly to her home, but quickly returned to her job saying "Nah! That was a pure misunderstanding!" Next day, as she returned home early, she found three nude women in her balcony."What are you doing here?" She asked, but the women were so nervous they couldn't know how to answer when one of them said "Yes...eh...we're airborne paratroopers who jumped off our plane but lost our way and landed here in your balcony!" "Oh so that's the point? Well, sorry for being suspicious!" replied the blonde who became pleased. Touched by her idiocy, one of the women came to her and asked "Do you really believe us to be paratroopers jumping from a military plane several thousand feet high and landing HERE in your balcony NAKED?" "Yeah! Why not?!" the blonde exclaimed "Yesterday I saved three female navy SEALs who were on a submarine mission but were stuck in my bathtub!!!" | | nice one where did you get it ? | How would you react to this Blonde?
A car gets a flat on the interstate and the blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully
steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear
of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the
traffic becomes snarled and backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The enraged officer approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'
'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.
'Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?' he asks.
Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde.
'Those are my emergency
flashers!' | | hahaha i totally was not expecting that lol | Anyone up for a blonde joke? This is funny! What do you think? Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other
dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all Texans are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
But all men are men. | | from a blonde from Texas _ that's really funny- maybe I should try that | Love those blonde jokes, just cannot get enough of them, can you? giggles? Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !
Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
SMART BLONDE JOKE
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks andNeeds to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke. | | Love 'em!!! | Does anyone know any funny SMART blonde jokes? Truthfully I am tired of all the blonde jokes, not that I like brunette jokes but it just seems like there are too many blonde ones. I know a couple smart ones that I find kinda funny,
A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over
onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
of the car and opens
the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench
coats who walk to the
rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming
traffic and begin
opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to
approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history
of this highway
occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows
up. The cop, clearly
enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What the
heck is going on here?" My car broke down," says the
lady, calmly. "Well,
what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks
the cop. And she
said...
They are my emergency flashers. Lol
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer thinks he could have some fun so he asks the woman if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun, "I ask you a question and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5, if you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the blonde's attention and to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the the lawyer. Now it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references, while the woman naps. He uses the Airphone, he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all his smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks "well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The blonde reaches in her purse, hands the lawyer $5 & goes back to sleep. | Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching." | Blonde and the Casino? Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
Moral - Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men | You r absolutely right!!
"All men r men" as i am.
Very creative thought a star 4 u.
I always wait 4 ur another joke. |
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