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Ohhh MY dayz - keylow-? A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver: 'He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother.'A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long' he says. 'Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her *** downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not **** in the vegetable garden again either!' | | good very. | Why is he such an ***? my ex bf of now like 3 years calls me once in a blue moon. he called me back in october and just recently 4 dayz ago. and hes always askin and saying the same thing when he calls. he askes if i have a new bf and if i reply no he'll be like oh how come ur such a pretty girl. in the last convo we had he had the balls to remind me he was my first love..he said i was the first girl he ever cared about...i was just there listening ..he does most if the talking. when we first broke up he didnt talk to me for months then after that he always tried talking to me but i wouldnt talk to him then he got my cell number from someone. i think its weird that he calls me once in a blue moon, i would never call him. i swear he calls me just to torture me. why is he still calling me? | | well it's obvious that your ex is still hopelessly in love with you. He calls once in a blue moon hoping to catch you in a weak moment hopeing he can some how get back into your life. By him calling once in a blue moon, he thinks he can keep calling you like that, keeping in touch. He knows that if he calls too often, you might tell him to stop calling or change your number. | Wat should i do in this situation? Omelia, i always suspected her to hate me..but who knew she could b such a *** hole!! a few dayz ago on friday... we were getting really for our play.. puting on our outfits.. i looked up and saw Omelia pulling on a shirt over her jacket. i laughed because the shirt got stuck around her armpits. she laughed too and when she pulled the shirt on completelyshe looked back towards me. with the extra layors of thick clothing.. she looked much larger. she said to me and looked me in the eyes and said " lira U feel me". i knew at once wat she ment. she was joking about my weight. and to answer my accusation. my freind tina asked her watt she ment. Omelia answerd with with her hands indicating to her body (that was increased because of the layers!) she said all this in the middle of class. luckily no one had been paying attention to us. my face went red and i looked the other direction. PLZZ tell me wat to do next time she makes fun of my weight! a comback that will hurt much more. she is very popular..has guys droolin on her..(only 3). how shall i hurt her as much as she hurt me? | Two wrongs don't make a right. Don't get back at her, that will just prove she got to you. Ignore her, nobody is perfect right? She isn't worth it, if you just laugh along with her and agree she'll become confused because she didn't hurt you, even if you are dying inside don't show it, she'll soon stop when she finds out you don't care what she thinks. I just thought of a diss though:
Atleast I can lose weight, your stuck with that face forever.
Very rubbish I know! :P But take in mind the things I said above :).
xoxoxo | This girl I like nd she still likes me, but now she has a bf. She acts like an *** to me now. wat should i do As da dayz go bye, she keeps on acting like she dosent like me but i know she still does, but i think she feels this way becuze i rejected her sda 1st time, but ever since then i started to develop some feelings for her?.....wat should i do? | | I think you should just let her live her life. Leave her alone. She might come back OK. Stop stalking her and just maybe she might comeback | Methods of Making Homemade Alcohol? Okay, so I know that there are many different wayz to make your own brew at home, and I want to try and make some.
I waz just watching "Lockup" on MSNBC, and thiz old **** said that all you have to do iz mix orange juice and sugar, and let it sit for 3 dayz and presto!! My ***. I know you AT LEAST need to add piecez of bread and let it sit for like a week.
But anywayz, I would like to get a couple of simple recipez and instructionz on how to make some homemade brew that will **** ME UP :) (By tha way, my resourcez are limited, all I really have iz bread, sugar, a couple of orangez, and a ZipLoc bag LOL)
10 pointz to best answer | I have never ventured into that territory mainly because I have no interest but my search has brought up a few things for you.
www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/is…
hubpages.com/hub/PrisonWine
Orange Juice Concentrate Wine
his is another recipe that uses store bought juice. Personally, I use 2 cans to a gallon and adjust the sugar by using a hydrometer.
Orange Concentrate Wine
Makes 1 gallon
one 12 oz. can 100% pure orange juice concentrate
1 1/2 lb sugar
1 tsp tartic acid
1 tsp pectic enzyme
1/4 tsp tannin
1 gallon water
wine yeast and nutrient
Add orange juice,sugar and nutrient to 4 pints of water.
Stir to dissolve.
Dissolve tannin in a small amount of boiling water and add.
Top up with 7 pints of water,leaving lots of space in your fermenting jar.
Add pectic enzyme and yeast.
Let ferment 1 week.
Top up to full gallon.
Let ferment until finished.
You can drink this wine right away, but it improves with age.
Serve chilled.
What you don't have, heck you don't have so don't give it a second thought. | How do I know it's a good deal ?? I want to invest in real estate. I'm gonna do it with others money, via hardmoney lender or privite investor. I think I found a good deal but I want to make sure before I ask for money and sign a contract. Is there a way to get under contract to hold the house well I figure it out ? There asking 158,250 the tax ***. value is 190,400. Also it's been on the market for 269 dayz. I may be able to get it for less. I also plan to fix it up so that will add value. The thing is this is my first time doing this and I just want to make sure it's good first. Any help ?? Need it kinda fast you know with the worry someone else will get it first... | Are you planning to rent the property out? If so then here goes:
A way to hold the property would be a purchase option where you would put a small (hopefully) amount of money down in exchange for an agreement that you can buy the house for a certain set price until whenever your agreement expires. The problem is that you cannot really agree to a price until you know what it is worth.
In the following information I am assuming that the property in question is ACTUALLY worth what you are willing to pay for it, the tax value and/or appraised value is not necessarily correct, only current market conditions actually determine the property's value. Also, 269 days seems a long time on the market, it could be that they (current owners) have unrealistic assumptions about the value of the property (very common).
First you need to be able to cover the monthly payments in some manner (some early payments will probably need to come from yourself as renting a place out is not a simple thing to do sometimes).
What are rental rates in your area, can you get the monthly payment (hopefully plus a certain amount for income/maintenance/emergency/etc.) or will this property be a drain on your finances until you sell it eventually (I am assuming that you do intend to sell at some time as otherwise there would be no mention of fixing it for higher value)?
If the rental amount can more than cover your monthly expenses for the borrowed money then the idea is probably a good one, although certain unknowns also weigh in (problem renters, etc.).
If you intend to fix it and sell immediately then certain other things need to be thought out, how are you obtaining the money to fix it? If you are also borrowing that then these numbers need to be added to those of the other monthly payments. It would also be a good idea to plan on a lengthy time before a sale will go through, currently most markets seem to be selling slowly (this is mostly because inflated prices have not adjusted to current market levels, correctly priced properties sell quickly), it is necessary to plan for this extended period where the property will be ready to sell but will just be sitting on the market. Time allowed for the fixing must be allotted also, as many contractors overbook and many others are not good at showing up when they say they will.
Personally there are two other things that weigh heavily when I examine a property for potential investment or fixing. The first is the presence of asbestos siding, this is a hazardous material that requires great care and cost to remove and dispose of, some people will leave it intact, but I would rather remove it, therefore the presence of asbestos lowers my offer on a property significantly. The second is major issues (sewer and water, non-permitted work, foundation and other structural issues) with a property that add a significant risk to the investment in them in both time and money, therefore lowering my potential offer.
The one thing that you must be able to do, however many potential projects that have failed to come through: you must be able to walk away if the risk is too much (the amount you are willing to deal with is up to you), sometimes retreat is the best recourse. If the failure of a project will put you in severe financial straights (you must not fail otherwise) then you need to be supremely confident that you know enough to make a calculated decision on the property in question, any question marks lower your offer for that property.
Hopefully this helps. | I always get in fights? Their is this kod who thinks he is all that and told me hr was gonna woop my *** im really big with muscle and im 14 he tried to punch me but he missed i pit him threw a vending machine now im suspended 5 dayz and he got off scott free because his mom is his moms brother and i have.been thiking boit pressinf charges for unrightful suspention should i and also should i beat the guys *** again | | Dang, his punch must be devastating, despite it being unable to harm you physically, because the impact of the punch must have damaged your grammar and spelling abilities. | How this poem? warning not for every one? im going to let you know before hand this might be offensive
any way my friend said when he read sum of my stuff that he didn't think it was mine so i wrote this infront of him in a few mins i like it wasn't supposed to be much but it turned out ok i think
GUNNA HAVE A FEW DRINKS & I GOT THEM 1"S N MY POCKET
HOPIN TO C HUNNIES SO FINE MY EYES START BUGGIN OUTTA SOCKET
DONT GOTTA WORRY BOUT DRINKS GETTIN SPILT ON THE STAGE
MY BOY RYAN USED TO DO THAT, SINCE THEN WELL HIS BEEN CAGED
THIS TIME ITS ME AND "JORGE" JUS CHILLIN IN THE COUCH
U KNOW HOW WE DO, WE GOT A PIMP *** SLOUTCH
I WANA C THESE GIRLS SHAKE N SO MANY WAYZ
BUT I GOTTA BE PATIENT, HAHA MONEY IS TIGHT THESE DAYZ
BY NOW IVE SCOPED THE PLACE AND I THINK ITS KINDA WHACK
HEY SHAUN! LOOK AT THAT GIRL..... DAMN "JORGE" I TAKE THAT BACK!
SHE'S BOUT 5'5 AND THICK AS CAN BE
PARDON ME BUT SWEETIE WOULD U MARRY ME?
IMA GIVE U A 20 AND WHATCH U LEAD THE WAY
IMA KEEP IT REAL I BEEN THINKN BOUT THIS ALL DAY!
BOUT 200 DOLLARS LATER I THNK ITS TIME TO GO
U NO WHAT IM SAYIN "JORGE" I AINT GOT NO MORE DOUGH
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY REQUEST, CASUE U KNOW HOW I DO
HEY BRO DID THINK I WOULDNT DO IT? U SHOULD KNOW ILL COME THREW
THIS IS PACKED W/ A NORMAL STORY AND SUM RYHMES THAT AT TIMES WERE TIGHT
WHEN IN-FACT IT PROLLY REMINDS U OF A MOVIE UD SEE ON A FRIDAY NITE
DONT GET ME WRONG SOME OF THE NAMES AND THE STORY IS A LIL BIT STRETCHED
BUT W/ THE LIFE I LEAD ITS STILL NEVER THAT FAR FETCHED
NOW GO BACK AND READ THIS AGAIN, AND LET IT FLOW LIKE A ROCKET
WHILE U DO THAT IM CHILL AND HAVE A DRINK EVEN W/ NO MONEY N MY POCKET | | Sounds like something that belongs on a public washroom wall. Or in the toilet. | NBA 2009-2010 SEASON: STARTING LINEUPS/BACK UPS: EASTERN CONFERENCE LOWERHALF: do u agree or no???????????? Detroit Pistons

PG: Rodney Stuckey/Will Bynum (Ben Gordon will NEVER be a PG, git it out of ur head dude)
SG: Rip Hamilton/Ben Gordon (that’s a tough duo)
SF: Tayshuan Prince/Maceo Bastin (Tayshaun is a given and the rookie Bastin kind of favors his game)
PF: Charlie Villenueva/Jason Maxiell (Charlie is a beast at the 4 and Jason will pick up the defensive slack that Charlie give’s u at the 5
C: Ben Wallace/Chris Wilcox (Yeah, that’s right Big Ben back the 5 for Detroit. Kwame Brown is just gonna have to get it in where he fits in…bum)
Indiana Pacers

PG: TJ Ford/Earl Watson (Both had great seasons last year, and Watson will pick where Jarret stopped)
SG: Dahntay Jones/Brandon Rush (Jones is somewhat of defensive stopper and I LOVE Rush’s game)
SF: Danny Granger/Mike Dunleavy (Granger is the franchise and when Dunleavy comes back, they’re gonna be dangerous at the SF position)
PF: Troy Murphy/Tyler Hansborough ( Murphy is a monnnnsterrr!! And when he gets healthy Psyco T will fit right in
C: Roy Hibbert/Jeff Foster (Have u seen Hibbert this pre-season….animal on the defensive end, sorry Jeff ur starting dayz are ovaaaaaaa)
Charlotte Bobcats

PG: Raymond Felton/DJ Augustin (Felton better watch his ***, DJ is a beast and can really stroke it)
SG: Raja Bell/Flip Murray (Raja is still a defensive stopper and can still hit that deep ball. Flip will bring instant offense off the bench.
SF: Gerald Wallace/Stephen Graham (Wallace is no doubt the best player on the team, the franchise…)
PF: Boris Diaw/Vladimir Radmanovic (Diaw is very important to the team, he does everything, pass, rebound and score. Radmanovic is a proven threat from deep)
C: Tyson Chandler/DeSagna Diop (Tyson needs to step up offensively & defensively but he should be good for the cats)
New Jersey Nets

PG: Devin Harris/ Rafer Alston (he’s actually a savvy vet)
SG: Courtney Lee/Chris Douglass Roberts (how could u not start Courtney?? CDR has to prove HIMself)
SF: Bobby Simmons/Jarvis Hayes (I agree, both good shooters, will stretch the floor)
PF: Yi Jianglin/Sean Williams (Najera is too small and Battie is not “savvy”. U need scoring in the front court and Yi will give u that. Sean Williams is athletic as hellll, and will block shots.
C: Brooke Lopez/Josh Boone (both cannons at the Center position)
Milwaukee Bucks

PG: Luke Ridnour/Brendon Jennings (Ridnour is okay, but he better watch his assss. Jennings is nice)
SG: Michael Redd/Charlie Bell (Redd is the franchise, with Jefferson gone he needs to step up even more)
SF: Carlos Delfino/Joe Alexander (Delfino is nice, but Joe needs to breakout this season)
PF: Hakim Warrick/Kurt Thomas ( Hakim is sound offensively but Kurt will be the backbone via. Veteran)
C: Andrew Bogut/Fransisco Elson (Bogut NEEDS to have a good year for any success the Bucks will have)
Toronto Raptors

PG: Jose Calderon/ Jarret Jack (Marcus Banks is a joke, are u serious?)
SG: Marco Bellinelli/Antoine Wright (With Jose & Hedo doing most of the ball handling they need shooters, Bellinelli is that, and Antoine is just a straight vet.)
SF: Hedo Turkgolu/ Demar Derozan (Hedo will have trouble meshing with Jose but Demar is ATHLETIC)
PF: Andre Bargnani/ Reggie Evans (Andre will give u massive scoring and Reggie brings toughness at the 4
C: Chris Bosh/ Rasho Nestrovic (with all the good Centers in the east now, ur better of with Bosh at the 5 defensively. And Rasho brings the size u desperately need at the 5)
New York Knicks

PG: Chris Duhon/Nate Robinson (if u think Nate’s inconsistent *** is starting, ur crazy)
SG: Cuttino Mobley/Jarred Jeffries (I know u think I’m crazy, but Cuttino could be that veteran prescence u need. And he can still stroke that 3 ball)
SF: Al Harrington/Wilson Chandler: (Al is your big scorer on the team and I like Chandler’s energy)
PF: David Lee/Jordan Hill (David is a given, and Jordan again is energy comin off the bench)
C: Eddy Curry/Darko Millicic ( I don’t like either player, but that’s what ur workin with)
Washington Wizards

PG: Gilbert Arenas/Randy Foye (Arenas is BACKKKKK. And Randy is a solid, solid, solid backup fo-sho)
SG: Mike Miller/Nick Young (How could u not start Miller??And with Youngs improvement, Deshawn Stevenson and sit his happy *** on the bench for a while)
SF: Caron Butler/Dominic McGuire (Caron is an animal, he will probably be the Wiz’s leading scorer)
PF: Antawn Jamison/Javale McGhee (Jamison is Mr. Consistent for the Wizards and Mcghee is a super freak athletically)
C: Brendan Haywood/Fabricio Oberto (Haywood needs to step up, its his time. And Oberto is a solid backup) | Good question, I won't explain as you did, but I will list the line-ups.
Pistons:
PG: Stuckey/Bynum
SG: Rip/Gordon
SF: Prince/Daye
PF: Villanueva/Wilcox
C: Wallace/Kwame.
Pacers:
PG: T.J. Ford/Earl Watson
SG: Jones/Rush
SF: Granger/Dunleavy
PF: Murphy/Hansbrough
C: Hibbert/Foster
Bobcats:
PG: Felton/D.J.
SG: Raja/Flip Murray
SF: Wallace/Graham
PF: Diaw/Radmonovic
C: Tyson Chandler/Diop
Nets:
PG: Harris/Dooling
SG: Lee/CBR
SF: Terrence Williams/Bobby Simmons
PF: Jianlian/Williams
C: Brook Lopez/Josh Boone
Bucks:
PG: Ridnour/Jennings
SG: Redd/Bell
SF: Mbah a Moute/Alexander
PF: Warrick/Kurt Thomas.
C: Bogut/Elson.
Raptors:
PG: Calderon/Jack
SG: DeRozen/Belinelli
SF: Hedo/Wright
PF: Chris Bosh/Reggie Evans
C: Bargnani/Rasho
Lol, you obviously don't know the Knicks.
PG: Duhon/Robinson
SG: Wilson Chandler/Larry Hughes. *Cuttino isn't even in the NBA anymore!*
SF: Al Harrington/Gallinari
PF: Jarred Jeffries. He isn't a SG.. he is a PF/C./Jordan Hill.
C: David Lee/Darko.
Wizards:
PG: Arenas/Mike James
SG: Foye/Miller
SF: Butler/McGuire
PF: Jamison/McGhee
C: Haywood/Oberto. | Ok what should i tell him? this is serious so for all u smart *** plp shut the **** up! ok now my bf& i broke up about 2 wks ago and hes getten married already. wtf is wit the guys these dayz? anywho i need to tell him iam prego but not really sure how to tell him weird me at a loss for words. lol so ya help me plz
oh ya wats wit all these hella young guys these dayz worryen bout sex & relationships (12 yrs shouldnt they be playen wit barbies or still be thinken boys have cooties or somthen like that& and boyz be thinken girls have cooties) i have alot of friends who were prego by the time they were 15 now there trapped! yes i know so am i! srry bout the spelling havent slept in a while | | You should tell him right out since this is a serious matter instead of waiting until its too late also I'd confirm that its his guy before asking just in case ya know? |
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